Former Australian Prime Minister / Mr. Magoo Look-alike, John Winston Howard is a truly cretinous maggot and globalist in every sense. When he wasn’t playing "kneel & bob" under GW Bush's desk, during his term in office Howard/Magoo consistently displayed himself as a habitual liar, a servant of International Banking interests and a supporter of global government and of the removal of citizens rights in an almost endless succession of dishonest and underhanded actions.

Due to his uncontrollable need to cater to the whims of his suspected bum-buddy GW Bush; his willingness to immerse his peaceful nation into two illegal wars and participate in the death of hundreds of thousands of innocent people; his fabrication about the reasons for the war and also very much due to the constant lies his told his nation on virtually any matters of importance, he was at last unceremoniously voted from office in late 2007. In fact, in a most fitting response to his actions from the people of Australia, on that day - in what was possibly the most embarrassing defeat in Australian Political History - Dishonest John Howard/Magoo became only the second Prime Minister in Australia’s entire 238 year history to not only lose the election but also to lose his long held electorate seat. After being one of the Country's longest standing Prime Ministers he suddenly found himself without even an office or a desk to return to. So Fuck you John.

Dishonest John Howard/Magoo receives his Dipshit Award for several reasons:
Firstly: for his willingness to participate in 2 illegal invasions and deploy Australian troops into areas well known to be highly contaminated by depleted uranium thereby condemning them and possibly other members of their families to a slow and terrible death.
Secondly: for agreeing to fabricate evidence to be able to do it. And don’t tell us it was "faulty intelligence" John. Fuck you, we don’t believe you, you're a fucking liar and we know about the 'rumored' $200million gift/bribe you received from Bush to agree to join in an illegal war so go fuck yourself. Thirdly: For his willingness to incarcerate small children in detention centers in desert or remote and extremely inhospital island locations - sometimes for years on end.
Fourthly: For lying to his people about refugees throwing their children overboard to avoid being detained.
Fifthly: For Lying to his people over the AWB Scandal. And don’t tell us you didn’t lie John. Fuck you, we know you did, so go fuck yourself a little harder.
Sixthly: For attempting to subvert habeas Corpus and thus democracy by the introduction of his utterly fascist so called anti-terror legislation
Seventhly: For supporting the official 911 conspiracy theory and the fake war against a noun without demanding to see supporting evidence.
Eighthly: For introducing Shoot to Kill laws for Australian Police that apply to any Australian Citizen making it possible for any man woman or child to be shot dead by police with no legal recourse - in the name of keeping the public safe from terrorism - of course.
Ninthly: For being the disgusting, simplistic, murderous, amoral piece of shit, war criminal and international embarrassment that he is.

Just because you are you, we don’t really have an award for John, your just too big a fuckhead. Just do something right for once in your miserable, cretinous, freemason, existence and smash yourself in the face with this hammer 70 or 80 times. That'll do the trick.

Go Fuck Yourself John.

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