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Anna Bligh - Brainless Dipshit

I admit it. I'm a Brainless Dipshit

 

Anna Bligh, intellectual dwarf and Premier of Queensland Australia is truly a moronic halfwit and "little show and no go" Anna is on a quest to poison and dumb down the people of her constituency. By her actions Anna has proven herself to be a truly heartless, factory bona fide, 100% pure turd.

Anna Bligh very deservedly receives her Dipshit Award for publicly demonstrating the truly infinitesimal size of her intellect by drafting and approving a plan to fluoridate the Queensland water supply despite the protests of the people of Queensland and in ruthless disregard of their wishes and of the somewhat frightening statistics gathered in the latest Fluoride studies, many of which can be read Here

Notably, fluoride does not prevent decay in adult teeth and only partially prevents decay in temporary baby teeth. Apart from the myriad of physical disorders associated with its use, some of the most documented side effects of fluoride include its ability to cause people to become confused and docile. Fluoride was first used for mind control experiments on Jewish test subjects in the 1940's in Nazi death camps.

Congratulations Anna, your mentor Adolf would be proud of you and we would like to celebrate the proclamation of your being recognized as a complete and utter Dictatorial Nazi Fuckhead by presenting you with the Spiked Cranial Vice of Intellectual Inaptitude. And in a heartfelt effort to assist you the recipient, we have attempted to outline a simple but effective method for you to use this award to help improve you as a human being.

We suggest mounting this vice on your head and after ensuring both rubber locators are resting firmly against the cranium, screw it up very tightly and proceed to repeatedly administer rapid blows to the facial area with a claw hammer, or since you are of the frailer sex, perhaps you could arrange for a conscientious friend to assist you. Hopefully after an hour or two of such meditation and when enough escape exist have been provided for it, your somewhat defective brain will seep out of that thing you call a head and allow some intelligence to flow in from your surroundings.

Ye Olde Spiked Cranial Vice of Intellectual Inaptitude.

Have a hearty serving of Go Fuck yourself Anna.

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